Things Not To Say/Do To A Pregnant Wife…
Here are some things that all us dads should probably avoid saying/doing to our wives…
- Ask her to rub YOUR feet
- “Stop looking at those clothes you can’t fit into anymore”
- As looking thru old pics.. look at your stomach or lack there of
- After working 17hrs and 5 hrs of sleep don’t ask her if she wants to go to the gym
- Don’t ever say anything she will eat drink whatever will harm the baby
- Don’t tell her that her goal dress can be her senior prom dress
- “Those boots will fit your calves better when you get kankles”
- Don’t ever ever ever say “Whats wrong with you?”
- Don’t throw anything at her because when she misses guess where it hits her? So when she asks for the remote don’t throw it across the room.
- When watching one born every min. Don’t say that looked like cake. She pushed 3 times and boom it was out
- “Don’t get me sick”
And a few things for the delivery…
- Don’t tell your wife just go to bed its nothing because u want to sleep longer, when she tells you “I think my water just broke”
- Don’t say your hungry during labor
- Don’t say its going to be a long day
- Don’t ask if she could wait another 22 hrs till mybirthday
- Don’t say man my feet hurt from walking 5 hrs thru the halls
- Don’t slide all around the delivery room in the “Drs” chair
Thankfully my wife is a good sport and we had a lot more laughs than “evil eyes.” But just a heads up to all you soon to be dads.
So the part of pregnancy every father to be looks forward to…
Just A Lucky Man 